There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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