He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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