That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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