found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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