Small penises have feelings too.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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