yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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