Ambien. No doubt about it.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My boob is missing a layer of skin
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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