Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
All I want is dick and wine.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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