i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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