He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I FOUND THE LEGS
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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