pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
