Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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