help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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