It's just like the Real World with babies
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
this hospital has no fireball
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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