Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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