we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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