so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
