Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
please come you make the beer taste better
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
So squirting runs in the family.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just forgot I was standing up.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
