i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I could make wine with my vomit
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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