Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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