I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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