Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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