i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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