So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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