he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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