Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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