he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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