he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
