And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize