Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
