He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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