I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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