If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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