It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Randomize