so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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