found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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