The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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