Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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