the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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