Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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