Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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