i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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