Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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