Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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