Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
His nipple licking is glorious
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