apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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