i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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