i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
where am i from again
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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