i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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