found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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