I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
did i just pee glitter
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
we should paint friendship bongs
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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