i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
