I got chris browned last night
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
