I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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